TNA iMPACT! 57: Turkey Bowl Tournament (Rate & Feedback)?

iMPACT! 56: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkqDWHOzty4Oj7t9KS0KAp7ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100628074105AAL2gvc

XPlosion Match: Big Guido (FBI) def. TNA World Tag Team Champion Homicide
Video: "Tonight iMPACT! Hosts 9 key matches which will determine either the #1 contender for the XDivison or World Heavyweight Championship"

Mike Tenay & Taz at ringside for tonight’s Tournament:
First Round Matches for Turkey Bowl 2010
1. Kurt Angle vs. Sting
2. Samoa Joe vs. Rob Terry
3. Desmond Wolfe vs. Sabu
4. Matt Morgan vs. Petey Williams
5. AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal
6. Kazarian vs. Mr. Anderson
and also 2 Triple Threat matches with the winners of the 2 going one on one in the main event.

Match 1: First Round Match
Mr. Anderson def. Kazarian: Anderson pinned Kazarian after interfence from Douglas Williams which got Ken abit distracted and then with hlp of Jay Lethal, Anderson picked up the win.
After the match Kaz relises he just blew a shot at a title shot. 8:34

Christy Hemme inteviews Kurt Angle about how tonight can be the night that Angle gets a future one on one match for the title.

Video: Shelton Benjamin hype video:

Match 2: First Round Match
Kurt Angle def. Sting: Angle pinnes Sting after he had Sting flattened by an Angle slam then after the match Sting hit Angle with the baseball bat, but then Eric Bichsoff came out and took it away. The Angle slammed Sting again. 5:35

Match 3: First Round Match
Jay Lethal def. AJ Styles: Lethal advanced to the Triple Threat Match and then After AJ relises also that he slipped an opputuinty. 9:24

Match 4: First Round Match
Matt Morgan def Petey Williams: Morgan wins after a Hellavator then after Kazarian comes out and attacks Williams whom then does a Canadian destroyer to Kaz. Then after Morgan grabs the mic and says he wants Jeff Jarrett to know that at Turning Point he’ll be carved to bits in their match. 6:35

Match 5: First Round Match
Samoa Joe def. Rob Terry w/Chelsea: Joe wins after Desmond Wolfe assited him with out the referee looking then after the match Chelsea trys to explain to the referee that Wolfe interfered and that the match should be restarted but the ref didn’t see it so Joe is still the winner: 9;00

Match 6: First Round Match
Desmond Wolfe def. Sabu: After interfence from Samoa Joe whom knocked out Sabu with a barbed wire baseball bat. Wolfe wins afetr Tower of London. Wolfe advances to the Triple Threat Matches: 7:23

Footage of TNA World Heavyweight Champion D’Angelo Dinero and XDivison Champion Brian Kednrick having a few words to say to each other.

Match 7: 1st Triple Threat Match the winner advances to the Final Match
Jay Lethal def. Kurt Angle & Matt Morgan: Lethal survived a huge match in which he will advance to the Finals of the Turkey Bowl for 2010. 12:24

Matt Morgan then gets angry and then Jarrett sneaks behind him and hits Morgan with another Guitar to the head.

Taz & Tenay preview the card for Turning Point

Match 8: 2nd Triple Threat Match where the winner will meet Jay Lethal in the final.
Desmond Wolfe def. Mr. Anderson & Samoa Joe to advance to the final match of the tournament.
Wolfe wins after he slams Joe into Anderson and rolls up Anderson grabbing Anderson’s tights.
After the match Magnus comes out and does another sneak attack on Anderson. Sabu then pops up and hits Joe with a steel chair. For costing him his match ealier.

Main Event: Final Match of the 2010 Turkey Bowl where the winner gets a futur World or XDivison Championship match which is their choice.
Jay Lethal def. Desmond Wolfe; Lethal wins after he hits Wolfe with a Lethal injection then after the match he quickly escapes the ring and get’s interviews by Christy Hemme and Lethal says "I am going after the TNA World Heavyweight Championship"

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TNA Turning Point: Match Card Final

- Triple Threat Match for TNA World Heavyweight Championship
"The Pope" D’Angelo Dinero vs. Sting vs. Kurt Angle

- Singles Match for TNA Global Championship
Eric Young(c) vs. Kevin Nash

- Singles Match
Jeff Jarrett vs. Matt Morgan; if Jarrett loses he must retire from Pro Wrestling

- Singles Match
Magnus vs. Mr. Anderson

- Tag Team Match
Petey Williams & Jay Lethal vs. AJ Styles & Kazarian

- Tag Team Match for TNA World Tag Team Championship
LAX(c) vs. The FBI ; if the FBI lose they get released from TNA.

- Extreme Rules Match
Samoa Joe vs. Sabu

- Singles Match
Nelson Fraizer vs. Abyss

- Singles Match
Rob Terry w/Chelsea vs. Desmond Wolfe

- Beer Money inc. vs. Motor City Machine Guns

- Singles Match for TNA Knockouts Championship
Angelina Love(c) vs. Velvet Sky
Next show:

Final show before Turning Point

Main Event for the next show:

World Heavyweight Champion D’Angelo Dinero vs. XDivison Champion Brian Kendrick

and also Jay Lethal vs. AJ Styles

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My older brother beats me?

My 17 year old brother is a**, almost everyday he beats me and tortures me, he pins me down, he puts his knee on my arms so I can’t fight back, he slaps me across the face and bites my cheek, nose, and chest. he does weird sexual stuff. He pretends to rape me and does very wired stuff, he is a good brother, but he always hurts me and it ticks me off. And he just hits me really hard, so hard the wherever he hits or kicks get numb. He also punches my shins and I have bruises all over. If I am on the ground tearing, he’ll call me a p*ssy, one of the worst thing is he holds me over the banister of our stairs that is like a 9 ft drop and I’m afraid of heights and he acts like he’s going to drop me. He laughs when he does it. Sometimes I wish I could take a baseball bat to his gut. He teases the crap out of me. My dad dosnt do anything, if my brother does somthing like that my dad will just yell at me if i start yelling from the pain. I won’t call the cops because my parents will get mad. And my parents don’t do anything. So I don’t know anymore. I am 12 years old and I’m a male.

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For the XX Ladies,,,,,,?

When you think of the perfect size penis, what would you compare it to:

an average cucumber
corn on the cob
a corndog
a hotdog
a baseball bat
a beer bottle
a wine bottle
a bowling pin
an average carrot

(or what would you or have you used?)

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XCW Episode 1 Results! + Who will be the next US Champ?

Huge pyro to kick off the first episode of XCW! Theme song Bring Me to LIfe by Evanescence plays through the arena.

Event1:
The owner of XCW, Mike Adams walks out to the ring. He welcomes everyone to the first episode of XCW and hopes that everyone enjoys it. He says that tonight shall be extreme and it shall raise the bar for every other wrestling promotion out there.

Side note: Every match at XCW is contested under Extreme Rules conditions

Match 1: Singles Match – Winner goes to the main event to fight for the XCW World Title
El Loco Salvador vs. NVD
Result= This was a brutal match to kick things off here in XCW. The match lasted a good 15 minutes and came to a finish after NVD hit a Five Star Frog Splash through a table and got the three count. Highlights of the match included El Loco clotheslining NVD over the barricade and into the crowd and NVD hitting a West Coast Pop from the announce table onto El Loco who was stood in the crowd.

Match 2: Tag Team Title Match
Francesco Ayala and Mr. Blood vs. ZerO and Rated Celtic
Result= This was a good tag team match that really showcased the talent here in XCW, with a veteran like Mr. Blood and the new up and coming team of ZerO and Rated Celtic. The match ended with Francesco nailing a Perfection Pedigree onto a nearly unconscious ZerO. Mr. Blood was vicious during this match, the True Italian Blood used a variety of weapons on the team of the International Disasters including a table, steel chair and baseball bat. The International Disasters did have control through the middle of the match though but True Italian Blood prevailed and are your first ever XCW Tag Team Champions!

Event 2:
Dylan Klein cuts a backstage promo, he says the usual stuff about being the "trend setting, attention getting, one of a kind…. Dylan Klein".

Match 3: Singles Match – Winner qualifies for main event
Genocide vs Risky Business
Result= This was a short match with Risky Business getting dominated for the most part, but then in a surprise upset Risky reversed a WMD from Genocide and turned it into an Inverted Spinebuster for the victory.

Match 4: Hardcore Title Match
Marq"The Bolt"Banks vs. Richard Kingston
Result= These two men went to the limit in this match, they were matching each other move for move. With Kingston preferring the highflying offence and Mark going for a more ground based assault, but it was Richard Kingston who managed to hit a Crossbody through table for the victory and to become your first ever XCW Hardcore Champion!
After the match Richard and Mark continued to fight, they made it all the way to the back and into the parking lot before security could finally break them apart.

Match 5: United States Title
Mark Caguioa/w Roniko Briano vs. Jayjay Helterbrand
Result= These two put on a solid match both fighting for the right to wear the US title around their waist. On multiple occasions Roniko tried to interfere but the final time she jumped on the apron, JayJay shoulder tackled her off. And while Mark was checking on Roniko, Jayjay locked in a school boy pin and got the three count and the win.
JayJay Helterbrand is your first ever XCW United States Champion!

After the match the two men shake hands, the loser then walks off leaving the winner to celebrate.

Match 6: Singles match – Winner qualifies for main event
The Master vs. Dylan Klein
Result= This was our semi-main event of the night and it lived up to expectations. Dylan was the relative underdog going into this match but he put up a fight that only a veteran would be expected to do. But when Dylan tried to hit De-Kleined, The Master reversed it and turned it into a Rock Bottom onto a steel chair for the victory.

Main Event: TLC – XCW World Title Match
Risky Business vs. NVD vs. The Master
Result= This was a brutal match, far better than anything we have seen here tonight. All three men were using various weapons including the steel chair, ladders, tables, baseball bats and trash cans. The match ended when both NVD and Risky Business were layed out on the floor and The Master was going to win the match, but then out of nowhere appeared Dylan Klein. He knocked over the ladder, picked up the Master and connected with a De-Kleined. He then slapped NVD in the face and told him to climb the ladder. NVD climbed to the top of the ladder and retrieved the title belt and won the match.
NVD is your first ever XCW World Champion!

After the match The Master chased Dylan Klein backstage as we went off air with NVD posing with his title belt.

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Does Your School Have Ag Day?

My school has an Ag Day, it’s this friday. It’s a day where all the students in each grade divide up into groups of like 10, and then the 9-12th graders play each other and the 6-8th graders play each other. At the begging of the day, we go to the football field and pile on the bleachers, then we have the water balloon toss, sack hop, baseball bat run, bucket brigade, and the pumpkin patch or something with pumpkins. Then we play different games all day, like baseball, soccer, ultimate frisbee, twister, volleyball, uhmm a lot more, I just cant think of them. But then at the end of the day we have the parade of colors. That’s where each grade makes up a skit that goes with there color. My grade is black. We use to be white, we did ghost busters one year, my shiny teeth and me from timmy turner, and then last year we did the Haynes underwear. Its awesome!

So, does your school have anything like this??

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TNA RLD (Fantasy Show) #35 (Rate & Comment)?

34: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhjTSfzoQfo497SastTYPMfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100521225956AACUwK7

Webmatch: Tomko def. Dr. Stevie
Videopackage: Last week as Bichsoff warn’s Sting that if he hits anyone with the baseball bat he will not be the contender for the World Heavyweight Championship:

Tagline: "Last Stop to Slammiversary"
TNA Intro:
Opening Pyro:

Mike Tenay & Taz at ringside: Tonight’s show on the road to Slammiversary:
- Sting & Matt Morgan vs. World Heavyweight Champion RVD & Samoa Joe
- Desmond Wolfe vs. Global Champion Rob Terry
- Orlando Jordan vs. "The Monster" Abyss
- Jay Lethal & Generation Me vs. Kazarian, Homicide & Okada

TNA X-Divison Champion Douglas Williams coming out for the opening contest:

Match 1: 6 Man Tag Team Match:
Jay Lethal & Generation Me def. Kazarian, Homicide & Okada:
Kazarian leaves half way during the match and it turns out a 3 on 2 match:
Kazarian then comes back after the match and say " Tonight I challenge Kurt Angle to a match"

Christy Hemme interviews: "Matt Morgan": Morgan says "Tonight he and Sting will be winners" And that this Sunday "he will beat Joe".

Hulk Hogan comes out and says "Slammiversary is 3 days away" And he says " After Slammiversary the new top 10 contender’s list will be revield. Then after Hogan leaves.
The Band’s music hits and they come out for a match:

Match 2: Tag Team Match:
TNA World Tag Team Champions The Band (Young & Hall) def. Ink. Inc:
Thanks to Brother Ray again. The Band wins after the match MCMG come out and attack Hall, Nash & Young. Then Brother Ray does a DDT on Neal.

Match 3: TNA Global Champion "The Freak" Rob Terry vs. Desmond Wolfe: No Contest:
Both Superstars have a good qulity match but the time limit expires.
After the Match Orlando Jordan comes out and hits Terry in the back with a steel chair.

"The Pope" D’Angelo Dinero making his way to the ring.

Match 4: Tag Team Match:
"The Pope" D’Angelo Dinero & Mr. Anderson def. Beer Money:
Anderson pins Storm with the Mic check:

Madison Rayne & The Beautiful People attack ODB & Hamada backstage:
ODB Ends up being smash into a glass mirror:

Match 5: Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles: No Contest: The Match never starts:
Then Ric Flair comes out and cuts a promo "He says, AJ is ready to go but. he had a problem with the flight so he is in his hometown of Georgia". AJ Appears on the titantron and says "Hardy this Sunday. I will beat you at your own game a ladder match"

Then Hardy comes out and gets disrespected by Flair and ends up Twist of Fating Flair.

Kurt Angle is seen Angle slamming Kazarian through 2 tables.
No match tonight.

Match 6: Orlando Jordan def. Abyss via Count out:
The match starts with Abbys powering OJ. About at the end Desmond Wolfe comes out and electrocutes Abyss. Jordan with the 3 count.

Taz & Tenay previewin the card for this Sunday Slammiversary:

Main Event: Tag Team Match:
TNA World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam & Samoa Joe def. Sting & Matt Morgan:
RVD Pins Morgan with the 5 star frogsplash.

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Slammiversary Matches: Final Card

- TNA World Heavyweight Championship:
Rob Van Dam(c) vs. Sting

- Samoa Joe vs. Matt Morgan

- Ladder Match:
Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles

- King of the Moutain: #1 contenders
Global Champion Rob Terry vs. Orlando Jordan vs. D’Angelo Dinero vs. Mr. Anderson vs. Kurt Angle

- Brother Ray vs. Jesse Neal

- TNA World Tag Team Championship
The Band(c) vs. MCMG

- TNA KnockOuts Championship:
Madison Rayne (c) vs. ODB

Monster’s Ball Match:
Desmond Wolfe vs Abyss

King of the Mountain Match: X-Divison Championship:
Douglas Williams(c) vs. Jay Lethal vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Max Buck vs. Jermemey Buck

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I have Sports Memorabilia that I think could be very valuable – how do I find out?

I have a wooden collector’s baseball bat that has the Atlanta Braves 1995 World Series Champions logo on it and it has every team member’s name and autograph carved into it and it has the stats from each game carved into as well. It says "1 of 500" on it.

I also have an autographed photo and personal letter from Braves pitcher Steve Avery that’s dated February 07, 1995 – 3 months after they won the series. It came with a letter addressed to me – I was 12 years old and in the hospital for brain surgery.

I also have a ball autographed by legendary Reds shortstop Barry Larkin.

Do you think any of these could be worth a good amount of cash or do you know how I could find out?

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IWC part 3 and 4. to predictable?

seria ] ladies and gentlemen for our first IWC world title defense
Jawz ] (walks out to his music)
Axtra ] (attacks him from behind on the ramp)
Axtra ] (pushes him in the ring)
James R.] (rings the bell)
Axtra ] (pins JawZ)
James R.] 1.2…
Jawz ] (kicks out)
Nitro ] (runs out)
Axtra ] (pins JawZ)
James R. ] 1.2.3

Jason J ] here comes JawZ rematch
John J ] Axtra is looking more prepared than usually my 10 bucks is on him
Axtra ] goes to hit JawZ
Jawz ] (Ducks)
Jawz ] gets Axtra in a roll up
James R. ] 1.2.3
Jason ] hahahaha pay up

John ] Next is Ernie Vs Killer
Jason ] hey give me my 20 bucks
John ] wiat we agreed on 10
Jason ] but he’d get lonely

Killers music plays but noone comes out shows up on the titantrone
Killer ] hi ernie
Erinie ] WHAT are you affraid ill beat your sorry ***
Killer ] no my wife is sick in the hospitle with cansor
Ernie ] Grow apair killer your wife is too old thats why she has cansor
Killer ] thats it next week ill be their but you wont

Roberto walks out to the ring then nitro attacks him from behind with a chair then Jawz helps Roberto out with a Barbedwire baseball bat they al continue beating on each othether untill the show is over
TRYOUTSSSSSSSS UP NEXT

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twins autographed memorabilia for sale?

Kirby Puckett signed baseball
Joe Mauer signed baseball
Paul Molitor, Kyle Lohse, Jaque Jones, Torii Hunter, Joe Mauer signed baseball bat
Paul Molitor, Jaque Jones, Torii Hunter, Joe Mauer, D&J collectible Walter Payton bobbleheads
Daunte Culpepper signed photograph
Selling all for 0…Anyone interested from MINNESOTA ONLY

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How did you think the last minute Raw went last week? + YNOA Proving Grounds part 2!!!?

Falls Count Anywhere Match for the YNOA Hardcore Championship: Golden Boy Alex vs Y2J The World Is Yours
Alex makes his entrance first,followed by Vince. Both men get an enormus pop from the crowd. As these weeks have passed by both men have been going at it,turning on one another then leading to an all out brawl. Its time for this rivalry to end,and see who really is the frontman of the prestegious team The World Is Ours.
Alex and Vince stare each other down,neither man making a move,untill the stillness is broken and both men lunge at each other,and fists start flying! Alex and Vince going at it in an all out brawl here on YNOA Proving Grounds,both men fighting to determine not only the first ever Hardcore Champion,but to see who is truly the better man. Alex hits Vince with a hard left hook,causing Vince to stumble through the ropes and fall out of the ring. Alex runs,jumps ontop of the ropes,and jumps out of the ring,as he comes down he stomps on Vinces chest. Vince clutches at his chest in pain,and attempts to get to his feet,but Alex is there before he can get to his knees.
Alex kicks Vince hard in the ribs,causing him to fall again. Alex begins stomping all around Vince’s mid section and atfer 30 seconds of this he goes for the pin. 1…kickout by Vince. Alex gets to his feet,looking down at Vince,then flips the ring apron up looking under it for a weapon. And out he pulls…..a baseball bat! Alex waits for Vince to get to his feet,and as soon as he does Alex begins swinging for the fences! Alex connects everywhere on Vinces body,back,legs,knees,arms,and finally once more to the head busting Vince open! Alex goes for the pin again,1…2..kickout by Vince. Alex is getting frustrated now as he has failed to pin Vince twice in a row. Alex pulls Vince to his feet and slings him over the fan barricade. Vince uses the barricade to hold him self up,and Alex jumps completley over it,dropkicking down Vince. Vince flips back hard,and as he connects with the concrete floor he flips backwards to his feet. Vince appears to have a second wind in him now,as he locks Alex up in a tight headlock and flips him onto the concrete floor! Vince raises his arms to the crowd and jumps ontoop of a Steelchair,then moonsaults off of it,landing on Alex! 1…2.kickout. Now its Vince with the momentum on his side as he grabs another chair from the audience and begins to smash it against Alex’s downed body. The chair shots could be heard all the way in the nose bleed seats as Vince lets out word after word with every hit. "you!" *hit* "Are!" *hit* "NOT!" *hit* "Better!" *hit* "THEN!" *hit* "ME!!!" Vince takes the chair to Alex’s head and begins slamming it as hard as he can. Vince goes to pin Alex after that last chair shot,1…2…3NO! Alex barley gets his shoulder off the ground! Vince grabs Alex by the neck and picks him up,then slings him over the fan barricade. Vince jumps up-top the barricade,steel chair in hand,and jumps down,slamming the chair against Alex’s face,busting him open! Both men are bleeding profusley now, and Vince goes for the pin again. 1…2…kickout! Alex is apparently reacting on instinct only, as he looks as if he doesnt know where he is. Vince slams his foot down across Alex’s face,and sets up the Arm Trap Crossface! Alex begins screaming in pain,he trys to flip out of the hold but Vince has him locked in tight! After a 30 second struggle, Alex taps out!
Winner: Y2J The World Is Yours, NEW YNOA Hardcore Champion

YNOA Tag Team Championships: Siberian Wolverine and Kawaji vs Risky Business and Bio-Hazard
AS these weeks have gone by these four men have faced each other and now its time to see which team is the best,which team will go on to win the YNOA Tag Team Championships! Siberian and Kawaji make their way to the ring,followed by Bio-Hazard and Risky Business. When the bell rings Kawaji and Bio-Hazard lock up. Kawaji back Bio up into the corner and starts choping at his chest. Kawaji sets Bio up on the turnbuckle,goes to set up for a superplex,and in comes his partner Siberian Wolverine, dropkicking Kawaji’s back,causing Bio to fall backwards crashing into the floor. Siberian quickly gets ontop of the ropes,grabs Kawaji,and picks him up and slams him 7 feet down from the turnbuckle to the ring with a vicious Wolf Bomb!!! The fans are bewilderd at what has just happend,and Siberian looks down at Kawaji then proceeds to walk out of the arena,leaving the ref to count Bio-Hazard out. But as the ref reaches 7, Bio gets in the ring and hits a Bio-Bomb on Kawaji to seal the vitcory. 1..2..3!
Winners and NEW YNOA Tag Team Champions: Bio-Hazard and Risky Business

YNOA Championship: Worlds Biggest Hardy Fan vs The Funking Punk{c}
WBHF and TFP lock up in the middle of the ring as soon as the bell rings. WBHF slams down TFP,and as TFP gets up WBHF hits him with a Worlds Biggest Boot! TFP goes down early and WBHF goes
YNOA Championship: Worlds Biggest Hardy Fan vs The Funking Punk{c}
WBHF and TFP lock up in the middle of the ring as soon as the bell rings. WBHF slams down TFP,and as TFP gets up WBHF hits him with a Worlds Biggest Boot! TFP goes down early and WBHF goes for the pin,1..2 the pin is broken up by RNW! RNW grabs WBHF and throws him over the ropes as the ref calls for the bell. RNW rolls under the ring ropes and he and WBHF begin to fight. WBHF throws a punch,landing on RNW’s jaw,and RNW meets him back with a fist of his own. Both men begin to slug it out, and its RNW who goes down. As RNW goes down TFP jumps over the ropes and lands uptop of WBHF! The ref and security come out and pull RNW and WBHF away from the ring, leaving TFP to celebrate this short victory.
Winner by DQ: Worlds Biggest Hardy Fan BUT STILL YNOA Champion: The Funking Punk

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