Q: What does a blonde say after two more years of college? A: Would you like fries with that?

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: I dont know, and neither does she.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket? A: A rebel without a clue.

Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

Q: What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer? A: She fell in the sink.

Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Maybe someday, we’ll find bigfoot.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: Supermarket trolleys have a mind of their own.

Q: What did the blond say when her boyfriend blew in her ear? A: Thanks for the refill, honey.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear with a hose at the end? A: An air compressor.

Q: What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear. A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why do blondes leave empty milk cartons in the fridge? A: In case someone wants black coffee.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so stupid? A: So brunettes can get them!

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFO’s have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? A: Oh look, Daddy…Doughnut seeds.

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can’t Blondes dial 911? A: They can’t find the 11 on the phone!

Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run, she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? A: There is white-out all over the monitor.

Q: Why shouldn’t Blondes have coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

Q: How do you drown a Blonde? A: Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? A: They drowned in Spring Training.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!"

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her joke on Wednesday.

Q: How can you tell if she has been on the computer? A: She has left cheese for the mouse.
Please Sire oliver twist here has asked for a star, could we have one? lol Please. thank you!

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